- Jeff Weaver throws seventh win as a rookie as LA beats the Royals 3-1; Kansas City's Mark Teahan tells ESPN that "he's not throwing anything up there we haven't seen. Not great stuff." Mark, you've been playing on this team all year. A tee-ball stand might give the Royals some trouble, much less the hottest pitcher in baseball right now.
- Nationals sweep Cubs. Harry Carey's zombiefied corpse rises from its final resting place, mutters "Fuck this shit," and finds the nearest bar serving Falstaff. Say, did you know Dusty Baker makes just under $25,000 a game? Don't you feel better about your job now?
- The Pirates learn the hard way not to pick up a discarded Cubs closer as Joe Borowski misses a save and the Marlins win 5-4.
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